Blog-lite
In lieu of doing something productive, like unloading my dishwasher or getting ready for work:
6 WEIRD THINGS THAT I DO WHILE GETTING READY TO SLEEP OR WHILE SLEEPING
(Inspired by my two readers, Sal and Christina.)
1. I usually wash my face with Clinique facial soap and use Nivea toner, then a little moisturizer. I recently started noticing that I have fine lines at the ripe old age of 24, so the routine is becoming a bit more regular because of my narcissicm. And of course, brush the teeth, rinse with ACT, floss when I remember. I don't really think any of this is that weird, but I had trouble coming up with six things.
2. I can only sleep if I'm covered up. Even if it's 100 degrees, I have to have a sheet pulled up to my ears to fall asleep. Once I'm asleep, I usually kick the covers halfway across the room during the night.
3. I don't remember ever talking in my sleep, but people have told me I do. My sister claims I once swore at her while sleeping, when I was much to young to even know swear words. In college, my freshman year roommate told me I woke up late one night when she was working on her computer, stared at her and said in a strange voice, "You can turn off the Christmas lights now." Another night, she told me I kept saying, "It's in the corner! It's in the corner!" I think I may have scared her a little. :)
4. I usually have trouble falling asleep for various reasons, but once I'm finally asleep, I'm almost always dead to the world. (Christina -- I think I might even be able to sleep through a German marching band outside my window at 4:30 a.m.) I'm hoping this will change when I have children... or maybe not. My mother has super-sonic hearing capabilities, but I don't think she ever truly sleeps, which can't be fun.
5. When I was a child, I had several recurring dreams, and objects in one dream (including a trash can outside my elementary school) would reappear in different dreams. Many years later, the dreams still don't make sense.
6. In college, the aforementioned roommate and I had wildly different sleeping patterns, and I took to sleeping with a pillow over my head. I still do it sometimes. My fiance thinks it's strange, until I told him about this. Ick.
See? Not that weird! :) OK, maybe the last one.
Blog-lite will likely continue for the next couple months. Wedding planning is like a part-time job, especially for someone as particular (not picky!) as me. Right now we are moving into DEFCON 3 with the invitations, which WILL be mailed by Saturday. The fiance and I spent a couple hours last night stuffing them. He kind of rolled his eyes when I told him to make sure the text on the map and on the response envelope are facing the same direction. I don't think he shares my vision! Good thing we love each other, in spite of it all.
We have a guest room full of delightful gifts from two bridal showers that friends and family have given me, so the next order of business is cleaning all the hand-me-down pots, pans, and dishes out of the cupboards to make room for the shiny new stuff.
Anyway, I know none of this is particularly exciting to anyone but me and maybe my mother. :) Now you see why blog-lite is probably a good idea, at least until I have some lovely wedding and honeymoon photos to share!
3 Comments:
Hmmm, on the 1-10 Weirdness Scale I'd give your six items an 8, I think. Nicely done. I had dreams about bears for years but not anymore, thank goodness.
Hey, who says no one else is interested in wedding planning? I'm hanging on your every word and am truly appalled that the groom did not see the significance of having all the text facing the right way. I mean, really! Men just don't get it, do they?
Swearing in your sleep....apparently I am horrendous - the odd glass of vino always makes its worse!
Enjoy the big day and dont forget the pics!
So is the knot tied yet??? We need to know!:-)
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